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Humour Paquita : Même le podium finit au sol ici : vous mesurez comme ça, vous aussi

Pétanque Humor

Paquita Humour: Even the podium ends up on the ground here: do you measure like that too

Even the podium ends up on the ground here: do you measure like that too? #Petanque #Humour #Measure #Style #Terrain #Paquita
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Humour Paquita : Le cochonnet attend, mais l'odeur des merguez gagne tout le terrain

Pétanque Humor

Paquita Humor: The jack is waiting, but the smell of merguez wins the whole terrain

The jack is waiting, but the smell of merguez wins the whole terrain. How about at your club? #Petanque #Humor #Barbecue #Merguez #End #Paquita
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Humour Paquita : Au boulot, même les boules ont un dossier urgent : qui valide ce point

Pétanque Humor

Paquita Humour: At work, even the boules have an urgent file: who approves this point

At work, even the boules have an urgent file: who approves this point? #Petanque #Humour #MakingThePoint #BoulesCourt #WithFriends #Paquita
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Humour Paquita : Une partie amicale, et déjà tout le monde vise la finale

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Paquita Humour: A friendly game, and everyone is already aiming for the final

A friendly game, and everyone is already aiming for the final. Is it the same where you play? #petanque #humour #friendlygame #family #boules #petanqueland
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Humour Paquita : Il voyait une autoroute, c'était un parking

Pétanque Humor

Paquita Humour: He saw a highway, it was a parking lot

He saw a highway, it was a parking lot. Does that remind you of someone? 😄 #petanque #humour #boules #terrain #paquita #petanqueland
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Humour Paquita : Méditation avant de pointer

Pétanque Humor

Paquita Humour: Meditation before pointing

Meditation before pointing? Zen is taking over the terrains 🧘 Are you trying it? #petanque #humour #zen #meditation #paquita #petanqueland
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Humour Paquita : Le conseil arrive apres le tir

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Paquita Humour: The advice arrives after the shot

The advice arrives after the shot. Too late to save the glass here. #Petanque #Humour #Advice #Timing #Club #Paquita
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Humour Paquita : En live depuis le terrain — elle joue et commente sa propre boule

Pétanque Humor

Paquita Humour: Live from the terrain, she plays and comments on her own boule

Live from the terrain, she plays and comments on her own boule. Brilliant! #petanque #humour #live #selfie #Paquita #petanqueland
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Humour Paquita : La finale se gagne d'abord au miroir — et vous, vous la préparez comment

Pétanque Humor

Paquita Humour: The final is won first in the mirror, and you, how do you prepare it

The final is won first in the mirror, and you, how do you prepare it? #petanque #humour #mirror #final #Paquita #petanqueland
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Humour Paquita : Gateau pret, score cruel: vous fetez quand meme un 13-0 pareil

Pétanque Humor

Paquita Humour: Cake ready, cruel score: do you still celebrate a 13-0 like that

Cake ready, cruel score: do you still celebrate a 13-0 like that? #Petanque #Humour #Birthday #Score #Club #Paquita
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Humour Paquita : Silence absolu sur le terrain — même les mouches avaient peur de voler 😂 #petanque #humour #silence #pression #Paquita #petanqueland

Pétanque Humor

Paquita Humour: Absolute silence on the terrain, even the flies were afraid to fly 😂 #petanque #humour #silence #pressure #Paquita #petanqueland

Absolute silence on the terrain, even the flies were afraid to fly 😂 #petanque #humour #silence #pressure #Paquita #petanqueland
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Humour Paquita : Elle se présente en 2026 avec un seul programme : plus de carreaux

Pétanque Humor

Paquita Humor: She is running in 2026 with just one platform: more carreaux

She is running in 2026 with just one platform: more carreaux! #petanque #humor #Paquita #boules #carreaux #petanqueland
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Humour Paquita : On n'a pas gagné l'argent

Pétanque Humor

Paquita Humour: We did not win the money

We did not win the money. But we have the crisps! Do you vote for that? 😄 #petanque #humour #crisps #victory #paquita #petanqueland
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Humour Paquita : Elle ne joue pas, elle te télécharge

Pétanque Humor

Paquita Humour: She is not playing, she is downloading you

She is not playing, she is downloading you! Do you have this type at the club? 😄 #petanque #humour #boules #club #paquita #petanqueland
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Humour Paquita : Dans sa tête, la boule était déjà au cochonnet

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Paquita Humour: In her head, the boule was already at the jack

In her head, the boule was already at the jack. Who recognizes themselves? 😄 #petanque #humour #boules #carreau #paquita #petanqueland
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Humour Paquita : 8 mètres de terrain plat - photo Facebook PetanqueLand

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Paquita Humour: 8 metres of flat ground

8 metres of flat ground. 0% slope. 100% pride. Does that sound familiar? 😄 #petanque #humour #boules #cycling #paquita #petanqueland
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Humour Paquita : La mesure était simple - photo Facebook PetanqueLand

Pétanque Humor

Paquita Humour: The measurement was simple

The measurement was simple. They created a precedent. Do you know this one? 😄 #petanque #humour #boules #rules #paquita #petanqueland
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Humour Paquita : Ce raté de 1997 a maintenant son musée au club - photo Facebook PetanqueLand

Pétanque Humor

Paquita Humour: This miss from 1997 now has its own museum at the club

This miss from 1997 now has its own museum at the club. Would you vote for the exhibition? 😄 #petanque #humour #boules #club #paquita #petanqueland
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Humour Paquita : Le GPS dit 'Vous êtes arrivée' mais le boulodrome est introuvable 😅 #petanque #humour #GPS #boulodrome #petanqueland #paquita -.

Pétanque Humor

Paquita Humour: The GPS says “You have arrived” but the boulodrome is nowhere to be found 😅 #petanque #humour #GPS #boulodrome #petanqueland #paquita

The GPS says “You have arrived” but the boulodrome is nowhere to be found 😅 #petanque #humour #GPS #boulodrome #petanqueland #paquita
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Humour Paquita : Tenue plage, sac tressé, score 12-10 - photo Facebook PetanqueLand

Pétanque Humor

Paquita Humour: Beach outfit, woven bag, score 12-10

Beach outfit, woven bag, score 12-10. Paquita gives nothing away under the sun 😎 #petanque #humour #paquita #boulodrome #petanqueland #boules
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Humour Paquita : Elle ne marche pas vers le cercle - photo Facebook PetanqueLand

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Paquita Humour: She does not walk toward the circle

She does not walk toward the circle. She enters history! #petanque #humour #funny #viral #petanqueland #paquita
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Humour Paquita : Petit cimetière des excuses au boulodrome - photo Facebook PetanqueLand

Pétanque Humor

Paquita Humour: Little cemetery of excuses at the boulodrome

Little cemetery of excuses at the boulodrome... would you have a stone? 😂 #petanque #humour #excuses #boulodrome #cemetery #petanqueland
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Humour Paquita : Réunion urgente pour le gravier sec - photo Facebook PetanqueLand

Pétanque Humor

Paquita Humour: Emergency meeting for the dry gravel

Emergency meeting for the dry gravel... would you have joined? 😂 #petanque #humour #gravel #boulodrome #crisis #petanqueland
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Humour Paquita : L'espèce du mesureur compulsif existe - photo Facebook PetanqueLand

Pétanque Humor

Paquita Humour: The compulsive measurer species exists

The compulsive measurer species exists... do you know one? 😂 #petanque #humour #measure #species #binoculars #petanqueland
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