Arbitrage pétanque
Arbitrage pétanque
Paquita Refereeing: Instant giant red card 😭 What do you think he is doing
Instant giant red card 😭 What do you think he is doing? #Petanque #Referee #Buzz #Humour #Paquita
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Paquita Refereeing: I need respiratory assistance
I need respiratory assistance! 😱💨 How am I supposed to measure the point if the player sends me a smoke screen worthy of a rock concert? At this level, it is no longer pétanque, it is magic! ✨ 👇 What advice do you have for handling this precise situation? Help me, I can no longer see my boules! 😂 #petanque #refereeing #paquita #smoke #incredible #petanquehumour #bouledrome #rules #petanque passion #petanquelife #sos
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Paquita Refereeing: Who said the season stopped in winter?
Who said the season stopped in winter? ❄️🧤 Today, we are launching the “Ice Challenge”! But a question arises for the referee that I am: isn’t this regulation jack a little too small to be spotted in the powder snow? 🔴🔍 Can the rules be adapted when the terrain becomes extreme, or must we stick to FFPJP standards even at -10°C? ⚖️ #petanque #refereeing #paquita #snow #extremepetanque #icechallenge #jack #petanquehumour #bouledrome #passionpetanque #petanquelife #cold
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Paquita Refereeing: Today’s textbook case
Today’s textbook case! ⚖️🪨 The jack has decided to play hide-and-seek under a stone. Panic for the pointers: do we touch it or not? 😱 As referee, I am watching you... 👀 So, in your opinion, do the rules allow moving the stone to see the jack? I will give the official answer (and the rule number!) a little later! 😉 #petanque #refereeing #paquita #rules #jack #dispute #bouledrome #passionpetanque #petanquelife #textbookcase #ffpjp
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Paquita Refereeing: 709 grams
709 grams... and 1 kilo of excuses! 😂 Share if you know a player like that! #petanque
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Paquita Refereeing: Anti-doping control at the boulodrome
Anti-doping control at the boulodrome! We blow and play, Paquita is watching. 🍷
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Paquita Refereeing: IT IS GOING TO EXPLODE
IT IS GOING TO EXPLODE! 🤜💥 Today, we are opening a real debate: must the referee remain neutral in Nike or may she wear the famous Ricard cap to honour the boulodrome? 🧢🟡 Some say it is the soul of petanque, others say it is a total lack of seriousness. I ask the question: MUST stay professional or RULE ABUSE? 🧐 👇 Vote in the comments: 👍 for MUST 😡 for ABUSE #petanque #debate #refereeing #paquita #ricard #nike #tradition #petanquehumour #boulodrome #rules #petanquelife #makeitforme
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Paquita Refereeing: Fair play is sacred
Fair play is sacred! 🥋🔇 There is nothing worse than a phone ringing just as the shooter releases their boule. To protect the silence of the boulodrome, Paquita switches to Ninja mode! 💥 Between the red card and the roundhouse kick to silence the ringtone, my heart is torn... 😂 And you, does it drive you crazy when a phone rings while you are playing? 👇 Tell me your reaction in the comments! #petanque #refereeing #paquita #ninja #fairplay #silence #petanquehumour #boulodrome #action #petanquelife #karate
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Paquita Refereeing: I have very sharp hearing and light legs
I have very sharp hearing and light legs! 😂💨 As soon as an ear catches “Rules? Who cares?”, I go into Turbo-Paquita mode! ⚖️ I bet I reach the circle before they have even finished their sentence. The law is me (well, it’s the FFPJP regulations, but it’s the same thing)! 🔴 👇 Who has already tried to defy the referee here? Tag a boulodrome rebel! #petanque #refereeing #paquita #speed #turbo #petanquehumour #boulodrome #rules #vroom #petanquelife #law
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Paquita Refereeing: New rule: territory marking
New rule: territory marking! 😂🐶 People often say pétanque is a dog’s sport... but my bulldog took it literally! During a measure, he decided the jack belonged to him. 🎯💦 Referee Paquita is speechless (and without a whistle this time). Share your animal stories from the court! #petanque #bulldog #petanquehumour #paquita #referee #dog #bouledrome #petanquelife #strategy #dogsofpetanque
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Paquita Refereeing: The boss’s surprise
The boss’s surprise! 🔴😱 Many people think pétanque is a sport without sanctions... until they cross my path! This player has just discovered that the red card is not an urban legend. ⚖️ Immediate exclusion! What do you think they did to end up here? (Be imaginative in the comments! 👇) #petanque #refereeing #paquita #redcard #sanction #rules #surprise #passionpetanque #boulodrome #petanquelife #fairplay
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Paquita Refereeing: The moment of truth with Paquita
The moment of truth with Paquita! 😂💯 Paquita has brought out the heavy artillery: the precision laser to settle a disputed point. Look at the players in the background; they already know the verdict will be final and that they have lost the end! The “Laser of Truth” never lies. 👀🔴 👇 #petanque #refereeing #paquita #laserofthetruth #precision #truth #petanquehumour #boulodrome #rules #burnout #petanquelife
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Paquita Refereeing: The Moment Referee Paquita Turns into a Volcano
The moment referee Paquita turns into a volcano! 😂🌋 He is completely relaxed, lighting a small cigarette in the circle, as if nothing were happening. She is TOTALLY NOT! The rules are clear: nicotine belongs at the refreshment stand, not on the court! 🚭⚖️ #petanque #refereeing #paquita #tension #nocigarette #prohibited #petanquehumour #bouledrome #regulations #burnout #petanquelife
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Paquita Refereeing: 📢 FOLLOWING YOUR MANY REQUESTS
📢 FOLLOWING YOUR MANY REQUESTS... We are getting serious! Thousands of you reacted, so we have decided: the referee of the future is coming to the courts! 🧐⚖️ Because the only “joint” we now accept is the one between the boules! 😂😂 No more drifting off; now we aim at the jack with clear minds. But is this really what you want for our pétanque courts?
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Paquita Refereeing: The FFPJP rules are clear, but my stomach is even clearer
The FFPJP rules are clear, but my stomach is even clearer! 🥪⚖️ 7–5 or not, when it’s lunchtime, it’s lunchtime! Look at them behind me, they look as if I’ve just cancelled the world final. 😂 Passion is good, but saucisson is better. Tell me in the comments! #petanque #refereeing #paquita #lunch #break #petanquehumour #bouledrome #hunger #petanquelife #priority
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Paquita Refereeing: To referee a real petanque game, two arms are no longer enough
To referee a real petanque game, two arms are no longer enough! 😂🐙 Between the timer for playing time, the tape measure for disputed points, the whistle for keeping order and the card for the troublemakers... Paquita had to mutate! ⚖️ #petanque #refereeing #paquita #shiva #superheros #petanquehumour #boulodrome #mental_load #petanquelife #pressure
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Paquita Refereeing: OFFICIAL: Notice of an unlimited strike filed
OFFICIAL: Notice of an unlimited strike filed! 😂⚖️ I have put down my whistle, my tape measure and my dignity. Working conditions have become unacceptable on this court. Look behind me… they have officially lost their minds! I am on strike; they can measure everything themselves now. 🔴👇 #petanque #refereeing #paquita #strike #unacceptableworkingconditions #petanquehumour #boulodrome #rules #burnout #petanquelife #respect
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Paquita Refereeing: Today we innovate: I am asking for VAR (Video Assistant Referee)
Today we innovate: I am asking for VAR (Video Assistant Referee)! Tired of endless debates about “It’s good, there are two fingers” or “It’s my point”. I take out my magic remote and we check the image 📺⚖️ #petanque #arbitrage #paquita #VAR #technology #petanquehumour #boulodrome #rules #dispute #petanquelife #innovation
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Paquita Refereeing: Burnout at the pétanque court
Burnout at the pétanque court! 🤯 I made it to end 4… Apparently, trying to explain the rules to bad-faith pétanque players is my limit. I’m handing back my referee badge and going for a drink; they can explain things to each other now! 😂🍷👇 #petanque #arbitrage #paquita #burnout #humourpetanque #boulodrome #reglement #epuisee #passion #petanquelife #mauvaisefoi
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Paquita Refereeing: True courage in pétanque is not shooting on iron
True courage in pétanque is not shooting on iron. It is having to decide when there is 0.0 mm between two boules. 😭 Then you are no longer a referee. You are an ophthalmologist, surveyor, judge, mediator… and a bit of a magician too. Honestly, what do you do in that situation? 😂 #Pétanque #Humour #Referee #LaPetanqueParPaquita
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Paquita Refereeing: When a pétanque game lasts so long that it turns from a competition into a survival course
When a pétanque game lasts so long that it turns from a competition into a survival course. 😭🔦 End 12. 11:47 p.m. Headlamp, torch, whistle… and the referee stays serious as if all of this were perfectly normal. Have you ever finished a game in the dark? 😂 #Pétanque #Humour #Referee #LaPetanqueParPaquita
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Paquita Refereeing: When the referee is more motivated than the entire weather forecast
When the referee is more motivated than the entire weather forecast. 😭☔ The court is soaked, the players hesitate, the sky threatens, but she is there with her giant umbrella like: “The match continues.” Honestly, do we play in the rain or go home? 😂 #Petanque #Humour #Referee #LaPetanqueParPaquita
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